Message in a bottle?

She bought us 12 red wines for Christmas
Message in a bottle
2 down, 10 to go

I bleached his hair
Message in a bottle
From red to white

I bought him perfume
Message in a bottle
But he still uses mine

He bought me a stella
Message in a bottle
And a ticket to Belgium

I poured on the olive oil
Message in a bottle
But found it was chilli dressing

I would have thought of you
But I lost my bottle
See what next tide brings